Arbit: Title track...

My later stuff has been very sentimental..and probably not 'readable' unless you know me...and i really want this to be something that is general..that is ...enjoyable to anyone who chooses to read it...So i think i should stray back into the field of...well not me....Sol et's pick up the hat and randomly pick a chit...hmm...let's see...aah...that one..(nice texture ...i must remember to ask mom where she bought this paper..)

So without much ado, but to the long and loud fanfare of trumpets, followed by cymbals, then a triumphant drumroll....let's open it...aah... oh..uhh....(Damn !)...'8 on 30 in PH 105( midterm marks....)' ..(Bloody hell ! I thought i threw that away !!)..Sorry...That must have gotten in there by mistake...Let me take another one out...Oh..Yeah..that's good..That'll do..


"SUCCESS AND HOMOSEXUALITY "

Yeah...Not exactly connected are they....Quite the 'Chalk and cheese'..(Actually more like 'Chalk and 'antelopes shot in such a manner that their femur is still intact but my is their hamstring a bloody mess' ') But hey..I can work with that...Don't exactly have to use them in one sentence, do i ?!...So let's talk about the second first...Homosexuality.....Lot of issues her.. 'Choice or genetic' , Homophobes , Friends coming up to you and telling you that..., then back to homophobes (!!!!) etc..

Let's proceed logically....Animals know by instinct that they must enter into sexual union (SWIVE !!(British for...SPLAT !)) to propagate their species...Passed on to humans....Humans start communicating better...forming ideas..discussing ...Find common ground with other people....Start having friends.... Separately (!) start enjoying sex....start associating pleasure with person who is the other participant....Maybe they're having sex with them because they like that person in the first place ( have stuff in common..)...Love...Marriage....Heterosexuality= Norm.......................................PAUSE.............................................................................................................

Now if we think clearly, an orgasm (pleasure associated with SWIVING !!) can be experienced by either sex without the involvement of a person of the opposite sex....Now you like/love having someone with you whom you like/love (whatever you like/love to call it...!!) ..The idea of male/female(equivalently female/male ( women's lib !!)) conjugal relations arises only as a need for reproduction..Assume you are a person of sex X and you love/like person A(sex X) more than person B(sex 'not X')..and you want to spend your life with A but won't mind a kid with person 'B's 'component' (hahahaha!!!!) and assuming A and you are interchangable ...that it B and A are on good terms too.....Why the hell should any other bloody person have a say about it.......

I believe that a person can swing any way she or he wants to...As for why people are in general heterosexual...Maybe...it's been bred into us over the generations.....We associate chilbirth( only possible with 2 people of opposite sexes) with sexual intercourse (SWIVING !!), sexual intercourse with pleasure and assume the transitive causality to hold ( A and B happen togethe....B and C happen together hence A and C happen together (and C cannot be cause by anything else)) But what really happens is that .... sex leads to pleasure..and sex..with the added condition that the sex of the two participants be different ( or atleast two of the many participants (hey..you can do what the hell you like !) ) be different leads to conception...with a lot of other conditions(teenage boys snigger...teenage girls blush...) that are force majeure ( not controllable by man)..So basically....Re-lax.....Unless your friend has a crush on YOU..In that case..you should tell him/her that ...ya..Dude/Girl..I DON'T swing that way yaar......


Part 2 :SUCCESS...

What is success....Success is happiness.. PERIOD

PS: And happiness includes a good night's sleep...so yeah..take a hint.....

PPS: Of course...SUCCESS elaborated...would be somewhere in that hat of mine.... (!)

PPPS: To understand my thing for the (SWIVING !!) read 'The man from St. Petersburg' by Ken Follet

PPPPS: I'm not a homophobe......but that doesn't mean you get any ideas ...(STAY IN THAT CLOSET !)

PPPPPS: (SWIVING !!)